"Now is your chance. For all of you who have felt the intense craving that comes to one while watching the Three Amigos, we are finally providing you with the opportunity to BE Chevy Chase. You can look like Steven Martin. Practice your Spanish and you will become Martin Short.
Hombres, grab your Sarapes. Mujeres, pull out your huipiles, quechquémitles, and rebozos. Mariachis, its time for your charros.
For the rest of you, we suggest you sport a sombrero, put on a poncho, or pencil in a fake mustache. Drape a Mexican flag across your shoulders and dye your hair that irresistible shade of black. Its time to pay homage to our very own little Mexican, ERICA MORRIS, on her upcoming birthday."
Well, that's all folks. I am just really excited to throw a Mexican party. I thought you should know.
PS - The thought bubble says, "I wish I looked as Mexican as Erica Morris". You may be humored to know that she doesn't look Mexican...at all.