In a final attempt to avoid editing my final that is due tomorrow, I would like to pay homage to a terrible habit that I have. This habit has cost me more this month than ever before, and I'm not exactly sure why. I credit it to lack of Diet Coke or something like that. I guess kicking one bad habit makes the others worse. Anyway...you are probably wondering what this habit is, right? I'll tell you. Toothbrush-chewing. Yes, you heard me. I chew my toothbrush. Compulsively. And it drives me nuts because I always try to stop, but before I know it, I've chewed the bristles off of another one. Today I bought a two-pack of toothbrushes--my fourth two-pack in a month. I am currently going through two a week. Sometimes I try to buy nice ones to counteract my chewing urge, but it doesn't work. And I just wanted to tell you about it. Mostly because I hate the library.
Thanks.
2 comments:
I was honestly just thinking yesterday that I should start buying two-packs, or shopping at costco for my toothbrushes since I go through so many. Haha - remember how we thought it was sooo amazing that we both chewed our toothbrushes and liked frozen jr. mints? Too bad we didn't know that we were both just weird...
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Umm, when do you chew your toothbrushes? Is it WHILE you're brushing your teeth? How long does that take? Or do you just unconsciously pick it up and start eating away?
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